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I might be bi-polar, but at least i'm not bi-polar
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory.
I just ate 4 hamburgers
I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Girl power!
Ah yes, the ole Turbo Button... 386 i think it was. Kinda like a Fisher Price button for computers.
BEEP BEEP BEEP This is only a TEST!
Anyone remember the "turbo" button ??
你们被打败了！
"Ctrl+Alt+Delete" is easier than "Esc+Shift+A+Space+F12+Insert+Q"
There once was a froggie
why "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" ?
well you have to know these things when your a King you know
and now for something completely different
How do you know so much about swallows?
I applogize - I just found the previous swallow post - daaaaang !!!
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The hurrier I go, the be-hinder I get.
Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide
What do you call a duck that lands in a bowl of soup?...Quackers!
A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the fireswamp. We'll never make it. Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.
EazizForizYouToSayiz
YizItDatDerIzsoManyMoreOrzizAzzizDanDerIzOrziz?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
That's inconceivable.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.
Off to a good start I see.
Duh???
I had a soup for lunch, it had a gnat in it.
At least you don't have to eat my wifes cooking. BARF
Nor, my husbands!
Hee Hee...most men are lousy cooks.
That's not fair. Look at Emeril!
And the Galloping Gourmet!
And Homer Simpson!
Doh!
I cook well. My wife cooks better. My Dutch side says Hi.
Man's got to know his limitations...
Even derivatives have limits...
When you feel limited, look up to the open sky. Just not when it's raining hard.
Or when you're standing under a flock of sea gulls.
Or pigeons
Dude, where's my car?
How nice, this has been "Sanitized for your protection."
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert Heinlein
Is Inga a real person?
I think that "Inga" is just a character for this website.
Who are you kidding? Of course she's real.
Has anyone here ever met her in real life?
I've seen Inga -- she was with Elvis.
I have seen Inga several times, I assure you she is real
I am the CADD MASTER!!! You must obey me!
No we don't
The force is strong with this one
Not too strong for us!
AccuDraw... Do I need to say anything more?
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
When does a hill become a mountain
On the way up
CAD- Computer Aided Doodling...
My cookie has crumbeled
My cookie was baked.
I forgot my cookie...
BLAH BLAH BLAH
I'll drink you
A nice collection for you to fiddle with
Pick poke and pray
Something's got to give... I hope it's not me.
Your what hurts?
2000 levels-200 filters-Testing the limits!
You cannot drink all that you think...
Hippies are fun
Man, I need a job....
Je suis un gâteau de chocolat.
I am a chocolate cake.
And I am the cherry on top
The faster we go, the rounder we get...
Is anyone getting any work done?
Africa for the next BE Conference!
Canada for the next BE Conference!
Austrailia for the next BE conference!
Holland for the next one!
Africa comes first alphabetically!!
An Autochthonous African Aardvark Accedes Ants 8-)
How close to the hole is port butt?
Pork butt makes great barbecue
"I'm a Lumberjack....."
I am going to blow up my computer
Red wine with fish, what's next
Red wine with beer?
CAD, made by hand!
Get me away from this duck!
I am better than awesome!
Are you for good, or for awesome?
I'm damed good and awesome
Think I'll go flip hamburgers for a living.
Yeah, we're pretty friggin cool alright.
I suck
Zoom in
Santa Clause - the first true UFO...?
The mouse police never sleeps...
No matter where you go, there you are!
My hovercraft is full of eels
Awake the dream that is inside your head,please...
You are being watched!
Why is blue?
Will you sing for me?
My mother had eyes on the back of her head!!
I really don't need to learn anymore
Once upon a time in the West....
What are you guys on?
Will you sing for me?
La laaaa lala lllllaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if you don't you'll do
if you do you've done
and if you can't you won't
Beware the eeeeevil goat of Porfell !
hello world
May the Force be with you.
vote for Pedro
Phase one in which Doris gets her oats!
Anybody watch cricket?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
XenoMorph
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
What training budget?
Dont throw sucker darts at George's monitor
Jumbo shrimp
Favorite oxymoron
my head hurts............
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I've just forgotten that I remembered that I've got Alzheimer's...don't forget to remind me next time?
Everybody likes parfaits!
If everyone actually paid attention there wouldn't be any conservatives.
There wouldn't be any liberals either.
State Worker
Federal Employee
...bring me a shrubbery.
Don't be so globalist, identify yourself !!!
Conservative Liberal
You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
Oxymoron to add: Free ***.
Well that didn't work.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Can't never did!
Mississippi - Gas $2.03 Gal
Calgary - $0.89 / Liter
Happy Mother's Day
I love Americans
I do all my own stunts
I'm up to two beers on lunch.
What's all this?
The dog has not been fed in years...
Next is the part where you say something really smart and perverse without falling off the back of the tailgate and spilling
TGIF! AGAIN
I spilled two beers on lunch
Who's feeding the dog?!!
I love my job!!
TGIF
I like reading poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
I need the weekend now!
Oh brain! Wherefore art thou?
I got an XB9R with a flat tar.
My voice and mallard ducks' quacks do not echo. No one knows why.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Its still only monday :(
nope its tuesday now!
Happy Tuesday to all!
HAPPY WEDNESDAY
Hi all!
YaHooooo!!!!!
Howdy Y'all
Awake the dream that is inside your head, please!
Let the children have their way
Eat now.
Just another Manic Monday!
I hate Mondays!
I wish is was Sunday!
Ha! I wish it was Friday!
Oh Happy Hump Day
I wish I knew what I was doing.
It Is FRIDAY!!!!!
Moo!
It's just you.
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
The boys will like it.......
The sun is shining in Breda
What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European Swallow?
Then it's just a simple question of weight ratios.
Cad, uh, Good God, what is it good for?...
Absolutely something, say it again...
Speed Limit 25, Unless Otherwise Posted???
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
Blimey!
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday, Alright! Sunday...
That just goes to prove that the Beatles had it right with "Eight Days a Week"
The wheel is turnin' and you can't slow down...
Midas should have used that for their brake ads
"When you wish upon a star...", by Jiminy
Did you know that turtles can recognize faces?
...but can faces recognize turtles??
You can't let go and you can't hold on...
You can't go back and you can't stand still....
KISS keep it simple stupid
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!
Have u ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Speaking of why... ever noticed that most cows illustrated in children's books have horns and udders?
I have as many snow angels in my yard as nose prints on my windows : )
Merry Christmas
Always look on the bright side of life!
Life, the Universe and Everything? "42"
Your not from a farm ... they can have both ....
Everybody's got to be somewhere!
I usually go to the restroom for that...
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways.
No matter where you go .....there you are !
I am not a player, I am the game. -Ahyakbaba
Rocket house
Why do they call a building when its finshed being built?
Why do they call it comfort room? Is it comfortable in there?
No matter where I went, there I was.
OK Bud, your money or your life!
Wait a minute, I'm thinking it over...
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Good morning
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Let's go to Memphis in the meantime.
Pizza time!
I can just see it now..... you.... me....... the moon. Wear a tie so I know which one is you.
I'M ALIVE!!!!
Don't talk to me unless you have choculate
Who are the people in your neighborhood?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The question is..who came first...the elusive egg or the cowardly chicken?
All your base are belong to us.
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at the same time!
All your base are belong to us? Check your grammar dude!
I graffiti therefore I am.....
The non-cad guy
To draft is to dream
Yeah, me too.
When the fat lady sings!
I like waffles!!!!!!!!!
If I stopped to think, I would not be able to start again.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
uhhhstation!
There is a cure!!
There are 10 kinds of people in the world — those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
I'm stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
if you're always hitting the seat, it might be time to sit down!
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!
Never expect anything - you'll just end up being disappointed!
Some people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
“The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that thought cannot think”
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
Hoof Hearted, Ice Melted
Two guys walk into a bar. Third guy ducked.
Hey Charlie, tell them what the BigMan says!
What, No gravy???
Who's the BigMan?
I'm the BigMan
And what about me?
Are you single?
Only in your dreams
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Flatline wuz here :)
Delete Me :-)
Dyslexics Untie!
Some people are like Slinky's. Pretty much useless, but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Recipes from the Donner Party Cookbook...
The answer is oblivious
Everyone knows the speed of light, but what is the speed of darkness?
Precision guesswork is our specialty
If you don't listen, you will FEEL!
If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off
Winner of the 'Least Impressive Resume Highlight' contest: I Invented Formula 408
I also invented WD-37, 38 & 39
I invented 4-Up, 5-Up & 6-Up but then I gave-Up
What's your favorite oxymoron?
Happily Married
Army Intelligence
Head Butt
Pretty Ugly
Work Party
Billy Mays
Go ahead backup
KU Sucks
None of us is as dumb as all of us
8 bits to a byte..
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.
Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.
Hi Guys is there a cell tool that will search and list the number of certain cells in a model..??
Yay for record gas prices!
I'm a right brained freak in a left brained world
"Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. "
Say Hi to Dan. Hi Dan.
Hi Dan.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
Were my train of thought frequently stops.
HONK !!
Honk if you love Inga !!
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
Feel the burn.
Honk Honk Honk
How do you write analphabetic
Therés no railway to wisdom. It goes step by step.
Who was it that said alcohol is bad for your memory?
No matter where you go, there your are!
What did the buffalo say to his male child as he was leaving? Bison.
NaughtySeven
4:13pm 2nd January
It SHOULD work !
Errors have been made........ Others will be blamed.
I didn't go to work today - the voices told me to go fishing.
Honk!
Life is fatal
I woz 'ere
Is this supposed to be there?
It doesn't take me long to get nothing done
Horse walks into a bar, bartenter asks "why the long face".....
Groooooaaaaaannnn
i waz ere, yes i waz, waz i ere, cause i waz!
It's snowing and sunny at the same time. Global warming?
I am the father !!!!!!!!!!
Howdy Howdy Howdy
Zitten hier ook Limburgers op?
Ne, maar hamburgers zijn heel erg lekker.
Water your grass; its not greener on the other side.
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand-seven-hundred-and-twenty-to-one !
Anyone can be a dad, it takes someone special to be a Poppy!
Meow meow meow meow
Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
The only thing constant in life is change
The only thing you Engineering people need to learn in life is how to leave your work at work. Flush your BlackBerry, your family misses you.
BlackBerry: Invented by bosses to trick you into working for free.
Never tell me the odds!
If it's one thing I can't stand, it's the lies and the deceit! ...you know who.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?
"My dog! It's full of Rats!" - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey
This comment is intentionally left blank.
I thought I had a brainstorm, it was drizzle
My favorite pictures: www.pbase.com/imorozoff
Dr. Who rocks
Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
It's easier to steer a car that's moving
The world is here to break us..... but some of us are stronger at the breaking point
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
"It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." Stuart Smalley
The world is round, we'll get there.
Don't tell me what you are going to do. Tell me what you did.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A mediocre teacher tells. A good teacher explains. A superior teacher shows. A great teacher inspires.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
It takes a minutes to have a crush on someone, a day to like someone, a week to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
This Graffiti page is the best part of my day!
Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar.
I heart graffiti
The sun should shine at night, when it's needed more.
That's a 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted, now I have it, I RULE!
When everything is coming your way, make sure that you are NOT in the wrong lane.
There ar three errors inn this sentence...
Do you look familiar??
Take up the cudgels!
Architect humor....Frank Lloyd Wright walks into a bar...
Another password forgotten {sigh} time to create a new account
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Nnobody cares about apathy
CadPoo
Bingo, Bingo the clowno
Just relax, go limp, and let it happen.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Engage autodrive.
My Name is Frisky Dingo and I use Just for Men - it works!
I'll procrastinate later
For sale: One set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.
Do these blow up into funny shapes? Not unless round's funny.
Then like in poetry, I go dot dot dot...
I think the dots go between Medulla and Oblongata
The DOTS are where I say they are...
You're a Tunesmith...that's your trade
I play cards with J.D Shellnut cheif PO-lice...Laws on my side
Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What's this? A joke?"
I believe I can see the future, ............because I repeat the same routine.
***dirty joke: a guy was walking down the street and falls into a mud puddle
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Two cells walk into a bar -- bartender says "Not here... you need File > Models > Import Models"
Spawn Me....Think Me.....CAD Me.....Build Meeeeeuuuurrrrre........HAY!
O, you're still here. i'm glad. let's ride on bicycles, just a smidgen of time left.
He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....................
I think, therefore I am. I think.
You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.
Joke: Why did the fisherman cross the road? For the halibut - I didn't say it was good.
Who's your favorite little rascal?............Spanky?
Believe the Line
why are there so many requirements ......to keep you out
i'm the boss of you!
Get in line.
It is prohibited to prohibit.
The truth is more important than the facts.
Azimuth Angle:56
Are you sure you're making the right decision Dave?
Wow...this is sooooo cool!
I drink therefore I am, I think.
GOOO BRAVES!!!
jeremy spoke in class today
I'd rather be golfing!
drink till you drop
Some weasel tool the cork out of my lunch!
No - I dropped them on thier heads.
Hey! Got any clothes on?
Waz Up!
Cheers!
I'd like to be paid per command, redo is DOUBLE !
yabba dabba doo
Eat your dessert frst!
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
that is what I truly want to be
Got any clothes on?
Help, I've fallen and can't get up!
"To alchohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson
Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy, Some days you use more force than is necessary..
Damn, I need a drink.
One tequila two tequila three tequila floor
I need your clothes, your boots and your motor cycle
Round the corner and to the left.
Watch out for flat heads on your way!
Please with sugar on top.
There's an echo in my truck.
It's a bad hair day today!
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I am satisfied that your answer is correct - I am not, however, satisfied that your answer it right.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister...
What do you want?
I tend my garden and feed the chickens and the my father takes care of my lovely black and white cow, Lucera, and the mule, Pompilio
Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Man!!!
My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks last night - Bad Minton!
Things are now more like they've been than they've ever been before
When Mark Shuttleworth (very rich space tourist) returns from space,everyone wear ape suits - pass it on
Don't like the color of your dogs poop? Feed him crayons.
Youre sick
I'm pink , therefore I'm Spam
I can't decide Ginger or Marianne?
I could dance with you till th cows come home.
Sitting here contemplating my belly button.......
Hello van Holland!
This morning I ate your rasberries. You had been saving them. They were delicious.
Oh Baby....
Hey! Didi y'all know they have the Internet on computers now!
You guys are sick!
I used all my sick days...
Keep you in Suspence!
Tool and die!!!
Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work I go with a.....
Live long and prosper
New York, London, Paris, Munic Everybody-Talk-about-mm-POP-Muzak
My my, havn't we got some creative posts here!
Dream of a leash-free world!
I'm so far behind I think I'm first
I think I'm lost...Have you seen me?
Never miss an opportunity to go pee.
Every person on the planet is categorized HumanKind - Just remember to be both.
If you're not having any fun, what the hell are you doing here?
Hey, the village called.....they're missing the idiot.
On Monday morning tell your Boss "It's a good thing its Friday becuase I do not think I could work another day"
Do I Make You Want To Do CADD!
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!
Better than taking the cork out your butt
Beware the Badger, for he knows not sense...
If taking six steps to do simple operations is a good thing, then MicrobeStation is a wonderful CAD program!
Layoffs and business closings are a bummer-- I know. Is going back to school for a few courses an option?
If you've survived the war - try to survive the peace.
I would love to go back to school, but I need the cash for the family... unemployment here I come...
Snap your tool lately?
Is this a trick question?
Did you drop your kids off at the pool?
I always surf the web naked.
I got puppy dog boxers for my birthday.
Yadayada
is is, was was, will will and I be
Ye of little faith !
I need a hug!
The Groundhog ate all of my corn!
Happy Birthday to me...
Puff N' Stuff
You want me to *what* for five bucks??!!!
I know less and less about more and more.
Who'll stop the rain..."
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear
Ummm,......... perhaps substance abuse is the culprit.
I like poetry, sunsets, walking on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
I'll remember that, next time I do sheet metal....
Has anybody seen my keys?
I did!
They're over here.
And always remember to have your dogs neutered.
Love me, love my dog!
Love my dog, love me.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
Where have you been all my life?
Can't you see me?
I'd rather be outside doin' some miles - cycling rules !!!!!!!!!!
Why do I find myself at the bottom of this hole holding my best shovel in my hands???
Can I fiddle with your facets?
Echo Echo Echo oooooooo
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Men in Kansas do!
Don't talk, unless you can improve the silence!!
The faster I go the rounder I get.
Quote from engineer to CAD operator with yet another change : "Thats the beauty of CAD , all you have to do to change it is to press a button"
dogs are gods and gods are dogs
Who's your friend when things get rough?
"Minton" the dog.
If your going to be a monkey, be a gorilla
How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck. If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
We are all naked under our clothes!
A Mermaid - Too much fish to eat; not enough woman to love !
On second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.
The press release was pathetic.
Thats what is so good about cadd standards: Theres so many to choose from.
Estaría pescando algo!
If you had a tail would you wag it?
This is the best MicroStation web site in the world!
Farts in the tub
Hickory Dickory Dock....
Fly fishing the Bow in the snow it doesn't get any better
P.I.T.A. Engineers
Well, I think I am getting laid off... that's never a good thing...
Au contraire, I worked as a carpenter and a math teacher. It was very rewarding.
So you gonna hire me?
If you can drive a nail, saw straight, live near Portland, Maine and don't drink too much, someone will hire you.
I can do all of that, but live near Philly, PA... I hear Maine is nice this time of year...
Well, CAD guys don't need to be informed...
Somebody is having a bad day.
Have you ever had a dream where you're dressed in sun-god robes with naked women throwing pickles at you?
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. (Picasso
How does a man take a bubble bath?
Once upon a time in the west....
On Friday morning you tell your Subordinate "It's a good thing its Monday or you would never get all your work done"
What kind of kids like Armour Hot Dogs?
How much money you got?
I once knew a man from Nantucket...
I like fried pickles!!
Is it time to go home yet?
Too Much!
I've been here before and I deserve a little more
Some moe than others though
Self-dishonouring vs small-status
and it did it again is SMALL an illegal word
Why do they call them seagulls? Because if the flew over the bay they'd be called bagels...
Run through the grass
Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
"Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Reference files are not attaching Scotty, we need less charactors!
HA!!! I just spelled intelligent wrong! hee hee
If you are spitting while talking, maybe you should see a speach therapist
Moe? is Larry and Curley around too?
I don't need a spell checker, I know how to spell.
Wow, my apple tastes funny... where has it been?
Bad day- They just up and closed my company....
Not drinking, but suffering from a massive hang-over...
Hangovers!!! For that much at least, I'm glad my college and military days are well behind me!
Industry stats for CAD- Salary not high enough...
It's gonna be 31C here today!
Some people just shouldn't do CAD work... I am not one of them.
Save the whale. Collect 'em all.
Sea gull engineers...
I'm a legend I my own mind
Never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry And baby I cry all the time!
How do you know when Limburger Cheese has gone bad?
I don't have a car phone but I make other drivers think I do by weaving and tailgating.
CAD Development is a club
What were the carpenters names on Green Acres?
Richard and Karen
Air Wolf or Knight Rider?
Server Crashed... No work for me!
Heisenberg may have been here.
And may there be no moaning of the bar
Sometime the lights all shinin' on me, other times I can barely see....
Hello? Anyone out there?
There's no dark side of the moon.
"The Crystal Wind is the Storm, the Storm is Data, the Data is Life." - The Players Litany
If you fly by the seat of your pants - expect friction burns!
I am in shape - round is a shape!
If you are Flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit - Mitch Hedberg.